Thanks to Kate Takes 5 for the inspiration for this one!
5 Reasons I know I'm a Mother
1. I've got tomato sauce on my new white top
2. Only one eyebrow is plucked, the other will probably have to wait a week
3. I have just received a very snotty kiss
4. I actually like cold coffee (as in coffee-gone-cold not frappuccino)
5. Sorry, what were you saying?